Friday, June 20, 2008

My First Post!


By very little popular demand I have decided to start a website for my booming music career! I currently play in and around the Central Missouri area.

I will work deligently to get this sight up and running with fun video clips and Roadie and Fan of the Week Awards. So check back often!


This week's Fan of the Week and Roadie of the Week are pictured below.

2 comments:

Aaron said...

............But I won't do that, ohhhh nooo, you know I won't doooo that!

Aaron said...

-David's birth was prophesied in ancient Sumerian tablets, and the Great Gatsby.
-They use his ground up fingernails to polish diamonds.
-He cloned a 6 egg omelet while eating at IHOP.
-The hair club for men has a patent pending on his belly button lint.
-He had to be circumcised with a wet saw.
-His snoring causes the Aurora Borealis.
-He bought Black Beard's peg leg at a Sotheby's auction to use as a softball bat and hit 33 home runs before it broke.
-He fishes by parting seas.
-His footprints were found in a fossilized Utah mud flat standing above the remains of a slaughtered Tyrannosaurus Rex.
-Paul Bunyan was David's apprentice.
-He barbecues on volcanoes.
-He killed the dead languages.
-He's fourth in line to the British Crown.
-Any television he looks at gets perfect HD reception.
-Musical notes originate from his fingers, not the strings.
-He has a 2 billion dollar interest in Dubai.
-Only Dave know what happened to Big Brown.
-He buys any hotel he stays at "so it feels like home".
-Staring into one of his eyes will reveal all of the secrets of the universe, looking into the other one will kill you.
-Cows are honored to be eaten by him.
-He introduced Tom Cruise to Scientology as a joke.
-His favorite animal is the manatee.
-His carbon offset would be bigger than the Amazon.